undecided voter: how are you not like bush?
romney: i’m going to answer a totally different question.
undecided voter: how are you not like bush?
romney: i’m going to answer a totally different question.
I FOUND THESE PICTURES FROM LIKE A YEAR AGO, WHEN MY BROTHER HAD KNOCKED OVER MY SANDCASTLE MONSTER THAT I HAD SPENT A LOT OF TIME ON AT A BEACH, AND I WAS SO UPSET I WENT HOME, PHOTOSHOPPED HIS HEAD ONTO DIFFERENT THINGS, AND PUT IT ON FACEBOOK
THIS IS THE ORIGINAL PICTURE I CAN’T BELIEVE I FORGOT ABOUT THESE
Plot Twist: Mitt Romney is elected president.
Plot Twist: Mitt Romney takes over all of North America.
Plot Twist: Mitt Romney moves the capitol to a new city named The Capitol.
Plot Twist: Mitt Romney changes his name to Coriolanus Snow, and America to Panem.
Plot Twist: Mitt Romney legalizes something called the Hunger Games.
when I say “I wish they would turn this book into a movie” what I really mean is “I wish they would turn this book into a 17-hour-long spectacle that includes every single solitary detail and doesn’t deviate at all from the storyline and has perfect casting”
The lighter on the left is real and the one on the right is drawn on paper in a 3D style. Very cool.
FUCK
NOPE
you artistic mother fucker